Chris Knight: This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated. Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Chris Knight: If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want Well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying that because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing. Professor Hathaway: What are you looking at? You're laborers; you should be laboring. That's what you get for not having an education.
Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know. Chris Knight: Oh, really? Well, what about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O? Chris Knight: Of course not, he's twice your size - your clothes would never fit him. Chris Knight: Think before you ask these questions, Mitch. Twenty points higher than me? Thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes?
Chris Knight: Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what? Bodie: Well, I guess it goes from God, to Jerry to you to the cleaners.
Right, Kent? Chris Knight: You see Mitch, I used to be you. Lately I've been missing me so I asked Dr. Hathaway if I could room with me again and he said sure. Chris Knight: Would you qualify that as a launch problem or a design problem? Taylor: Dr. Hathaway, I saw your program on radioactive isotopes last night, and I've got a question. Chris is wearing springy antennas on his head. Recruiter: Chris, this is my assistant, Sherry Nugil, and this is Mike Dodd, designer of our new telcom satellite.
Chris Knight: [as if honored] Doctor Dodd! Isn't that the satellite that's raining debris all over Europe? Chris Knight: [matter-of-factly] Because, if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes. Chris Knight: I'm sorry. It's just that I didn't want you guys to think I was stuffy.
You know, no fun. Recruiter: Yes. You are Chris Knight, aren't you? Jerry Hathaway: I want five megawatts by mid-May. Look, I don't care if you're arrogant. I don't care if you're disrespectful.
But your attitude's distracting Mitch, and that I won't have. The rules have changed. I want it by mid-May. Chris Knight: I think that you're just forgetting about one little detail, and that's that I am out of here. I'm gone, I'm history, I'm Casper, I'm graduating. Jerry Hathaway: To graduate, you need my course, dear boy. So it seems I have something to say about what you do and where you go. So from now on you and Mitch are going to spend every waking moment in the lab.
You will solve my power problem, and you will solve it by my deadline. Chris Knight: OK, if you think that by threatening me, you can get me to be your slave, well We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe. If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Forgot your password? Retrieve it. Toggle navigation User area. Toggle search bar. Home Movie quotes R Real Genius.
Interpreted by. Val Kilmer Ed Lauter. Plot — A fifteen-year-old boy attends a special school thanks to his brilliant skills. He attends every lesson of the haughty and unfriendly Professor Hathaway and he works very hard, but soon he's mocked by the other students. The boy gets depressed and wants to come back home. A classmate tries to take advantage of his abilities to thwart an Hathaway's project: the two boys oppose together to the ambitions of the unscrupulous teacher and plan to sink his house into a huge quantity of pop corn.
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Original music composer Thomas Newman. Editor Richard Chew. Casting Janet Hirshenson. Casting Jane Jenkins. Production design Josan Russo. Art direction Jack G. Chris Knight : [whiny, scared voice] I had help! Kent : You, huh? Well you won't get away with this. Doctor Hathaway's gonna hear all about this. You'll rue the day! Chris Knight : "Rue the day? Chris Knight : You see Mitch, I used to be you. And lately I've been missing me so I asked Dr.
Hathaway if I could room with me again and he said sure. Chris Knight : Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races, we only had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later.
Why do I bother? Chris Knight : Okay Mitch, I'm gonna make it up to you. Let's just pause, put that down. Let's just take a step back. No, I was wrong, I'm sorry, take a step forward.
Now, take a step back. Step forward. And then we're cha-cha-ing! Mitch : Will you stop it? I'm serious! Chris Knight : Okay, I'm serious too! Mitch : But if I stay, what should I do? Chris Knight : You get even with Kent. It's a moral imperative. Chris Knight : You didn't touch anything, did you? Mitch : No. Chris Knight : Good. Because all of my filth is arranged in alphabetical order.
This, for instance, is under 'H' for "toy. Mitch : What is that? Chris Knight : It's a penis stretcher. Do you want to try it? Mitch : No! Chris Knight : I'm kidding. It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility. Chris Knight : Sir, let me take this moment to compliment you on your fashion sense, particularly your slippers. Chris Knight : Don't eat that! Chris' Girl at Party : Why? Chris Knight : Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts?
Chris Knight : Oh, my God! I'm too late! Professor Hathaway : What's that smell? Chris Knight : [sniffs under armpit] Must be the dog, sir. Professor Hathaway : That's popcorn. Chris Knight : Yes sir, I know Professor Hathaway : Well, get it away from me!
I hate popcorn! I can't stand popcorn! Chris Knight : [Chris drops the bag of popcorn on the steps] Good. Now I know what to get you for your birthday. Professor Hathaway : You still run? Chris Knight : Only when chased. Chris Knight : Jerry, if you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave
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